The Colbert Report, Mar 20, 2008

World Water Day
Stephen dedicates the whole show to water, and pledges not to drink a single drop.



Aqua Colbert

Thirst locally and drink globally with Stephen's new line of bottled water, Aqua Colbert.



Water is Life

Stephen visits the American Museum of Natural History to learn more about the power of water.



Interview - Dean Kamen

Stephen puts inventor Dean Kamen's vapor compression distiller to the test.



Setting Water on Fire

Stephen thinks it's great that someone has finally found a use for water.

The Daily Show, Mar 20, 2008

Jon looks back at five years of Bush Administration assessments on the anniversary of the Iraq War, then recaps Dick Cheney's diplomatic failures abroad. U.S. News and World Reporter journalist Alex Kingsbury gives a clear-eyed view on the stalemate in Iraq. Jon and Stephen prepare for a shoot-out in the toss, but Stewart's caulking gun won't work.

Iraq: The First 5 Years

Jon looks back in time to see the Bush Administration's benchmarks for success after the start of the Iraq War.



International Man of Misery

Jon recaps Dick Cheney's diplomatic gaffes as the Vice President begins his tour of Iraq.



Alex Kingsbury

The reporter believes that the US will have to reconcile with its enemies before the Iraq War is over.



Daily/Colbert – Happy Gun Day

Stephen and Jon celebrate the Supreme Court's gun rights decisions by brandishing their own weapons.



Moment of Zen – Saddam's Resume

President Bush recites the reasons why Saddam needed a takedown.