The Colbert Report - March 11, 2008

Intro - 3/11/08

You have to check in on John McCain now and then to make sure he hasn't dozed off.



Spitzer Greeting Cards

It is not often that a husband can get a hug from his wife just for not going to a prostitute.



The Word - Mr. Right Now

Stephen learns to love the less-than-perfect Republican presidential candidate John McCain.



Colbert Platinum - Liechtenstein

Did Stephen's nemesis, Dr. Hans Maria Von Klugg, expose this European tax haven?



Interview - Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera has had an “a-ha” moment that changed his opinion of Stephen.



Show's Over, America

Stephen announces that the show has ended.